Made in USA

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock

( MADE IN JAPAN )

for 6 am.

While his coffeepot

( MADE IN CHINA )

was perking, he shaved with his electric razor

( MADE IN HONG KONG )

He put on a dress shirt

( MADE IN SRI LANKA ),

designer jeans

( MADE IN SINGAPORE )

and

tennis shoes.

( MADE IN KOREA)

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet

( MADE IN INDIA )

he sat down with his calculator

( MADE IN MEXICO )

to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch

( MADE IN TAIWAN )

to the radio

( MADE IN INDIA )

he got in his car

( MADE IN GERMANY )

filled it with GAS

( from SAUDI ARABIA )

and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB..

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day
checking his Computer

( MADE IN MALAYSIA ),

John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals

( MADE IN BRAZIL ),

poured himself a glass of wine

( MADE IN FRANCE )

and turned on his TV

( MADE IN INDONESIA ),

and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job
in AMERICA

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT

( MADE IN KENYA )